Which italian insects often fall in love?

Two clever answers for this riddle: Rome Ants and Roman Ticks.

Love bug and insect jokes? Here are some (courtesy of Funology.com and Jokes4us.com):

Q. When is a baseball player like a spider? A. When he catches a fly!

Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance? A: Because it was a mothball.

Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited? A: Ants.

Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close? A: B (bee)

Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer? A: He was afriad of the world wide web.

Q: Why are A’s like flowers? A: Because bee’s come after them!

Q: How do bees brush their hair? A: With a honey comb!

Q: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" A: "I think it's doing the backstroke!"

Q: How do bees get to school? A: On the school buzz!

Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? A: They got married in the spring

Q: How do fireflies start a race? A: Ready, Set, Glow!

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