What's the recipe for the best chili ever?

Try this chili recipe, it's awesome:

Ingredients: 2 teaspoons oil, 2 onions, chopped; 3 cloves garlic, minced; 1 lb lean ground beef, 3/4 lb beef sirloin, cubed; 1 (14 1/2 ounce) can diced tomatoes, 1 can dark beer, 1 cup strong coffee, 2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste, 1 can beef broth, 1/2 cup brown sugar, 3 1/2 tablespoons chili sauce, 1 tablespoon cumin, 1 tablespoon cocoa, 1 teaspoon oregano, 1 teaspoon cayenne, 1 teaspoon coriander, 1 teaspoon salt, 4 (15 ounce) cans kidney beans, 4 chili peppers, chopped.

To cook it, heat the oil first. Then, cook the onions, garlic and meat until brown. Add the tomatoes, beer, coffee, tomato paste and beef broth. Add the spices. Stir in 2 cans of kidney beans and the peppers. Reduce the heat and let it simmer for 1 1/2 hours. Lastly, add 2 remaining cans of kidney beans and simmer for another 30 minutes.

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