what do you call a bar of soap that doesnt clean?

The answer to the joke:

What do you call a bar of soap that doesn’t clean? is "a rubba dub dud".

Here are a few more bath jokes:

Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Answer: Robber ducks!
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Answer: A shampoodle!
Why did the robber take a bath?
Answer: So he could make a clean getaway.

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