what do you call a bar of soap that doesnt clean?

Q: What do you call a bar of soap that doesn’t clean?
A: "a rubba dub dud"

Here are a few more bath jokes:

Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Answer: Robber ducks!
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Answer: A shampoodle!
Why did the robber take a bath?
Answer: So he could make a clean getaway.

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