What did the scout say after fixing the little old ladys bicycle horn?

Question: What did the scout say after fixing the little old lady’s bicycle horn?

Answer: Beep repaired! (from the scout motto, "Be Prepared")

Try this:

  • When is a cub scout like a cabinet?
  • What do you call a cub scout holding a Frisbee?
  • What do you call a cub scout who carries another cub scout on his shoulders?
  • How did the cub scout look when he forgot to take his jacket on the mountain hike?
  • What do cub scouts get during winter camp?

Find the answers at Boy Scout Trail.

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Speaking of jokes, known for pushing boundaries throughout his career, comedian and actor Chris Rock got some very uncomfortable laughs when he opened his “Saturday Night Live” monologue with a joke about the Boston Marathon bombings recently. Check out the video at Boston Globe.

Updated on Wednesday, November 05 2014 at 12:50PM EST
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