wat do you call drawing squares on dracula

The answer to that joke is checking-a-count!! Get it... "checking account".

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Question: What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? Answer: It's a pain in the neck.

Question: What is a vampire's favorite game? Answer: Bat-minton.

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