The answer to that joke is checking-a-count!! Get it... "checking account".
You might also try these vampire jokes:
Question: Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with? Answer: The girl necks door.
Question: What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? Answer: It's a pain in the neck.
Question: What is a vampire's favorite game? Answer: Bat-minton.
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