How to get skinny in less than 2 weeks or 2 weeks?

Do 30 minutes of aerobic exercise 6 days a week, twice a day for 30 minutes each. On MWF, do 2 sets each of 15 push-ups, 20 bicep curls, 20 triceps...More?
Updated on Thursday, February 02 2012 at 05:37AM EST