Does it make a sound when you fart wearing a thong?

When passing gas, the style of underwear being worn will have no influence on the sound. Like any noise, it will be muffled more by thicker material.

The thong has existed in some form for thousands of years. The modern re-introduction of the thong into the style world is attributed to Rudi Gernreich in the 1970s. This great innovator also brought us the first topless bikini.

Farts, or flatulence, are a way the body releases excess gas. The distinct odor is caused by mercaptans which is a name for certain smelly sulfur compounds.

In the UK, the Thong Rangers (males) and Thongettes (females) stage last-person-standing contests to raise money for charitable causes. During their events, they wear thongs in conditions like extreme heat or cold.

Girl wearing a thong, back view

Updated on Saturday, August 18 2012 at 05:34PM EDT
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